Baby the Stars Shine Bright
I've always wanted a dress that had a skirt that looked like a diaper with strawberry dingleberries all over it! The matching propeller bow headdress goes wonderfully with it too!
Alice and the Pirates
Because we all need pants whose pockets make our hips look wider than a truck. Don't get me started on those hats, because I don't know what happened to them.
I included the back view of the shapeless top to really drive home the fact that it looks like a frilly hospital gown. I love the lampshade hat too.
Surprisingly, this is the only thing I could find from Meta right now. Even more surprisingly, it's sold out.
I don't understand the shape of the coat at all. The grandmother cardigan would be perfect to wear underneath it.
Moi Meme Moitie
This would be fine if it wasn't pleather. But... it's pleather.
While not exactly lolita, it is ugly.
Feel free to share some wtf brand discoveries of your own in the comments!